Christmas carol funnies: Swig some vegan eggnog, sing ‘Little Drum Circle Boy’
#ProgressivesChristmasCarols It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Will Never Come Again Because Of Global Warming
— The H2 (@TheH2) December 9, 2012
Twitter users bring the funny with these #ProgressiveChristmasCarols. Perhaps politically correct Grinch schools will take note and these carols will be allowed in the halls!
Who doesn’t love “Racial Code Word Christmas,” “Little Drum Circle Boy” or “Fiscal Cliff is Coming to Town”? Break out the vegan eggnog and get ready to belt out some of our favorites.
I’m Dreading A Whitey Christmas#ProgressiveChristmasCarols
— GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) December 9, 2012
— ne1 g0tz (@exposeliberals) December 9, 2012
Grandma Got Ran Over By The Death Panel#ProgressiveChristmasCarols
— Laura R. Charron (@ConchoQueen) December 9, 2012
Oh little town of Palestine #ProgressiveChristmasCarols
— Bill O’Keefe (@DefendWallSt) December 9, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Joy to the World! The welfare check has come! Let Earth receive Barack!
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 9, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols Rudolph, The Unemployed Reindeer
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 8, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols We Three Czars
— Jim J (@anthropocon) December 8, 2012
Protesting Around the Holiday Tree #ProgressiveChristmasCarols
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) December 9, 2012
(There’s No Place Like) Mom’s Basement for the Holidays #ProgressiveChristmasCarols
— Ree F. (@LunaticLair) December 9, 2012
— Madeleine McAulay (@m_mcaulay) December 9, 2012
#progressivechristmascarols “Dashing through the debt, no budget to this day. Over the cliff we go, spending all the way!”
— Conservative Girl (@ConservGirlProb) December 9, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols I’m Dreaming of a Mandatory Ethnically Diverse Christmas, within the Federally Regulated Guidelines.
— ConservativeComedian (@GOPcomedy) December 9, 2012
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols “Tingle Bells,” as sung by Chris Matthews
— Joe Beineke (@joerbeineke) December 9, 2012
More, please, Twitter. Santa is checking his list and marking y’all off as hilarious!